Smart Aleck!

This morning at the breakfast table our family was talking the day each child was born. The conversation moved to how hungry Abby was, and how she would cry every time I was close by because she could smell my "milk". Of course, though I started out that way, breastfeeding did not work for me with either one my children.

To my relief (and elimination of guilt), my children seem perfectly healthy and smart.

"See?" I commented to my husband, "our kids weren't breast-fed, and they are very smart."

"Well," he responds, "that's because to turn out smart, children either need to be breast-fed OR have an incredibly smart father."   :)